5 Weirdest Suicide Failures
People never laugh at those whose lives became so unbearable that they decided to stop that lame experiment called life. Nonetheless, sometimes people don’t think about the consequences of their attempted suicides or just choose the wrong way to say goodbye to this world.
1.Angelina Jolie Saved By Her Killer
I bet you remember a buzz over Hollywood’s most wanted actress’s attempted suicide back in 1999. Tabloids wrote that Jolie got sick of her life and decided to commit suicide, but apparently she wasn’t courageous enough to commit it by herself. Luckily (?), her financial situation allowed her to hire a professional killer who was supposed to sin instead of her, God pardon him. But the killer was untypically tender-hearted and proposed Angie to wait for a month… just to double check life sucks. As you probably know, she voted for life. What an oxymoron, a life-saving killer?
2. Farsighted Milo Bogisic
Usually, suicides-to-be don’t bother about the consequences of their deeds and don’t think what their loved ones are supposed to come through after their deaths. Milo Bogisic wasn’t that kind of guys. He never meant to make his kith and kin any problem, so he decided to skip a couple of stages of burial process and commit suicide in morgue. He came there, picked a nice coffin and… shot himself in the head. Apparently, he didn’t die but the owner of the morgue insisted on paying for the coffin because of its being… used.
3. Man Asked For A Bullet
They say that the scariest part of killing yourself isn’t death itself but the moment when you are about to take an action that is supposed to kill you. A guy from Boston couldn’t force himself to do that fatal step off the roof or push the trigger. Thus, he armed himself with a sword and went to the local police department, shaking the weapon in officers’ faces and begging them to shoot him.
4. Total Satisfaction
We all remember David Carradine’s death back in 2009. The first reports claimed that a 72-year-old actor hanged himself in Bangkok hotel room, but some time later police insisted on another version of his death. Carradine’s death was not a suicide but an accident resulting from auto-erotic asphyxiation, a practice of suffocating yourself to boost sexual pleasure. That was a real ninja trick… By the way, Carradine wasn’t the only person who died when the solo sex game went wrong. A popular British showman Christian Digby, Czech composer Frantisek Kotzwara, American actor Albert Dekker, politician Stephen Milligan, American songwriter Kevin Gilbert, Australian musician Michael Kelland John Hutchence and many others met their deaths with the rope across their necks and hand in their pants.
5. Chained To A Tree
A group of American tourists were navigating a dark forest trying to find their dog, but what they’ve found was a guy who attempted a very unusual method of suicide. He chained himself to a tree and waited for death to come and get him. He spent 6 days and 6 nights in the forest alone and without food.
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